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which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

topic posted Wed, December 3, 2008 - 12:13 AM by  zdbo
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and/or which planets/houses might be the best indicators?

inquiring minds are just curious.
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  • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

    Wed, December 3, 2008 - 1:42 AM
    The best I've ever encountered was on a triple aries,

    and I'm thinking jupiter too,

    But this is because i have a preferance for somewhat round, yet relatively thin butts, with defined curves.
    • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

      Wed, February 11, 2009 - 8:53 AM
      I've got an aries rising, with a pisces sun sign.

      And my ass is "miraculous", as I've been told. Perhaps due to the incredibly womanly nature of the pisces?

      And the scorpio moon sign also helps- seduction factor and all. ;)
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    Wed, December 3, 2008 - 2:48 AM
    omg. now, this is a philosophical question...lol. My inner struggles are nothing compared to urs, stevo...

    Best butts? Taurus Risings, obviously. I was, also, told several times I have a nice butt, and I also have a Venus-AC opposition, and my Ascendant is in the Taurus Decanate of Virgo... I don't have a bubble-but, though. It's a typical female butt, framed by relatively rounded hips.

    I was close to two Taurus Rising women though, and both have perfect butts. Rounded like apples..one of them is still among my "best friends" list. You can see a "back view" of her in my photo, "Balance". Though she was at her thinnest moment there, still had a perfectly round butt.
    She's also a Cancer sun in the last degree, with Libra Moon in 27 degrees, but I don't think that has any influence on it. Also has an Aries Mars-her only fire planet, and a Gemini Venus. No "sex aspect", though(Venus-Mars, Mars-Pluto, or Venus-Pluto).

    The other was a classmate in high school, that I was pretty close to. Also Taurus Rising, Capricorn Sun and Capricorn Moon, Mars in Sag square Venus in Pisces.

    Both girls are also incredibly wasp-waist-ed, and have perfect breasts. Also have long necks and strong, straight shoulders(I love big shoulders in a woman. they're so sexy..lol)

    Though I would say it depends a lot on physical exercise, and stuff...I mean, for the rest of us, that don't have a Taurus Rising..
  • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

    Wed, December 3, 2008 - 6:31 AM
    "and/or which planets/houses might be the best indicators? "

    It might be equally prevalent to enquire as to what signs/planets etc are likely to find certain buts attractive. What you find attractive isn't necessarily what I would. Also it might be different in men as it is in women.
    I like that your continuing the deep sought philosophical ponderings that sages and astrologers have sought out since time immemorial.
    What makes for a lovely bum?
  • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

    Wed, December 3, 2008 - 6:47 AM
    Whichever signs like to eat and exercise. So I guess Cancer is out. And Libras with their sweet tooths...Scorpios? hah! All they do is screw, so I doubt that's enough excercise. Sags and Virgos are too skinny. Leo's weight is all in its head, and their butts are probably hairy. Pisces butts are probably flabby from all that sitting on their asses whining at the bar. Cappys work too much to have time for the gym. Taurus- food addicts again. Geminis couldn't possibly exercise that vigorously considering all that babbling. And Aquarians can't put their computer games down for longer than five minutes.

    That leaves Aries. The impatient Aries obviously exercises more than all of the above combined, though they might want to take a break once in a while to eat a full meal. A butt can be too hard, you know.
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    Wed, December 3, 2008 - 1:30 PM
    The cutest butt I ever saw, was full of electric anticipation - for sure Uranus in the First on a Nice Sagittarius Ass - No a glorious, No an Epic Sag ass, it must have been the Neptunian dreamlike vista's evoked by the firm, yet nimble legs that so delicatly rose into the the Sweetest Ass I ever saw, i'm thinking forest full of meneads, me Dionsysiac and you with your Artemisian Ass... hitting me like lightning...
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    Wed, December 3, 2008 - 6:41 PM
    the best butt goes to my partner (i'm not biased) with a venus in aries, libra north node, virgo rising. his butt is perky, supple, round and really well-sculpted.

    I think venus rules butts.
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    Sun, December 7, 2008 - 5:40 AM
    The one who is willing and is not lazy to make them nicest .


    < Mostly not dependant on any sign.Looking at super,top and all kinds of models with indeed nice butts and then checking their dates of birth and natal charts, one may see how different the results are ! >


    Adriana*
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    Mon, December 8, 2008 - 12:40 AM
    Actually it may be a question of centaurs at the horizon. Centaurs obviously have strong inclinations towards sport. Chariko is too elegant for a Latina, but there are centauresses that are rising at Erzouli Friede ritual. These centauresses surely do form a voluptuous woman. In a horoscope always look at eastern rising centauresses when deciding voluptuousness.
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      Mon, December 8, 2008 - 12:52 AM
      Voodoo calls them Ori.. Loai... surely if you allude at "culo" Latino, the centauresses do have it, but do you think we make elaborate charts down in the jungle? Poland, I see, is still behind the bars of the cabinet, a safe place from the elements of this world, a place to THINK instead of ACT. Actually we in the wild are past anal phase particularly because we have too much fields to do. A generous woman is perhaps less appreciated than a working girl. Now I am not THAT Latina myself to judge. Naides is one of the experimental nymphs - kentaurides ( of the calss of undines, I guess ) as used in modern Vodoun le Fon. We do not use it at all.
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        Mon, December 8, 2008 - 1:07 AM
        Voodoo calls them down in the jungle. Actually we the wild anal woman are perhaps less appreciated than a working girl. I am one of the experimental nymphs. I see a safe place to THINK instead of ACT.
  • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

    Mon, December 8, 2008 - 4:19 PM
    Venus in Taurus gives very nice curves or look at the placement of Venus, it has a lot to do with the body
    You might also want to see the Mars if its in a fire sign it also creates a nicer body that water does very bad in water unless some other aspect is in place
    Moon in cancer gives beast appeasing to the eye Moon rules the chest area so if the moon is also water sign (Cancer, Pieces, Scorpio) that's also I good sign for beast too
    Rising I believe would be Sagittarius or Taurus
    Really Taurus in the chart gives nice curves on woman and facial and for men nice facial and well formed body.
    You need to look at the whole chart the houses and such.
    So you need to look at the Moon, Venus, Mars placement for the answer
    Anything in the first house will have an impacted on the appearance as well.
    Aspects to the Ascendant or planet in the first house, Venus, Mars and Moon are important.
    Venus in earth or water is good.
    Mars in fire, or air is good.
    Moon in water and sometimes earth signs.
    First house very important and aspects to it.

    That's all.
  • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

    Thu, February 5, 2009 - 11:28 AM
    Of all the women I've known, the one with the greatest Butt/legs/waist by FAR was a Virgo sun (on the cusp of Libra) with a Leo Rising w/ a Pisces Moon (she had two planets in Libra in her chart as well).

    On a the average though, just from observing women over the years, I'd say women with Libra sun or Libra Rising and to a lesser extent Leo Sun or Leo Rising have the most attractive backsides--maybe not always the smallest but definitely the most attractively shaped.

    I saw an interesting show once that scientifically studied what men were visually attracted to neurologically from an evolutionary viewpoint---what they came up with was that it wasn't the size of a women butt or waist that men were attracted to (in their brain) but the visual relation of her waist to hip ratio--What they came up with after tons of experiments was the magic number was 70---That regardless of size, If the waist measurement was 70% of the hip measurement it told the man's brain she could bear him children and made her more much desirous as a potential mating partner.
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    Fri, February 6, 2009 - 8:14 AM
    Being honest ,any sign may have just the sexiest buttocks ,

    by the way J-Lo is a Lioness ,and her buttocks are many men`s dream ;)

    but ...
    any sign may make their own buttocks just the sexiest :


    www.getafirmbutt.com/butt/To...oty.html




    >>>>Top 12 Exercises To Get a Tight Booty!
    Do you want to get a tight tush like J.Lo or a bootylicious back side like Beyonce. Let it be known that these women have great assets because they work for them. Even Latifah loves her new booty that she developed from doing booty specific exercises. I have watched many women transform their back sides by doing booty specific exercises and following a healthy meal plan. If you want to create a Bikini Bottom like Cameron Diaz then do these exercises 3 times a week!

    These are the most effective exercises that I always include in a workout designed to tighten your tush:

    Standing Exercises 1-2 sets, 15-25 reps

    1) Single Leg Squats – bodyweight: Start standing with feet hip distance apart. Lift your left foot 1inch off of the floor and put all of your bodyweight onto your right leg. Send your hips back as if you were going to sit into a chair. Make sure your right knee does not push over your right toe. Drive through your right heel, carrying all of your weight on your right leg and squeeze your right tush at the top. Repeat for 15-25 reps and then do the other leg.

    2) Reverse Lunges- 3lb-8lb dumbbells: Start standing wit feet hip distance apart. Step back 3-4 feet with your right leg and land on the ball of your right foot. Lower your right knee towards the floor until your left thigh is parallel to the floor. Drive through your left heel, carrying all of your weight on your left leg and return your standing position squeezing your left tush. Repeat 15-25reps and then do the other leg.

    3) Squats- 5lb-10lb dumbbells: Place dumbbells on your shoulders and start standing with feet shoulder width apart. Send your hips back as if you are going to sit in a chair. Go as low as you can without pushing your knees over your toes. Push back up to a standing position by driving through your heels and your hips and then squeeze your booty when you get to the top. Repeat for 15-25 reps.

    4) Side Kicks, Round House Kicks and Back Kicks: Do 15-25 reps of each kick. If you are a beginner then I recommend that you ask a kickboxing instructor to teach you how to safely execute these kicks with good form and technique.

    Floor Exercises 1-2 sets, 15-25 reps

    1) Back Kicks on all fours- Start on a mat on your hands and knees. Pull your abdominals in tight to support your back then push your right leg towards the ceiling, creating a 45 degree angle. Squeeze your buttocks when your leg is fully extended and then return your knee to directly under your hip. Repeat this movement for 15-25reps and then switch to the other leg.

    2) Fire Hydrant on all fours- Start on a mat on your hands and knees. Pull your abdominals in tight to support your lower back and lift your right knee out to the side like a dog lifting there leg to go to the bathroom. Squeeze the outside of your buttocks and then lower your leg. Repeat this movement 15-25reps and then switch to the other leg.

    3) Shoulder bridge butt squeezes: Start on your back with arms facing down on the ground, knees bent and feet placed about one foot in front of your knees. Drive your hips into the air by pushing through your heels and squeeze your buttocks. Lower your hips about two inches and then press back up squeezing your buttocks. Repeat this motion for 15-25reps

    4) Single leg shoulder bridge butt squeezes: Use the same form as the regular shoulder bridge above except on slight change. Lift your left foot 2 inches off of the ground and balance all of your weight on the right leg, squeezing the right buttocks each time you lift the hips. Repeat for 15-25reps then change legs.

    Cardio Exercises 20-45minutes

    1) Hiking or Treadmill Walking on an Incline of 5.0-10.0

    2) Climbing Stairs or Stair climber Machine

    3) Ice Skating, Rollerblading or Skating Machine

    4) Jogging or 5 sets of 30-90second Sprint Intervals with 2-3minutes of recovery ....


    .....<<<<


    Adriana*

    (the article is not written by me,
    I just copied to make it easier for any sign females to exercise their butts to make their men hard ;D ..)


    • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

      Fri, February 6, 2009 - 9:56 AM

      "by the way J-Lo is a Lioness ,and her buttocks are many men`s dream ;)"

      ------------------------------------


      Jennifer Lopez has Libra rising too!!

      She was physically blessed by the heavens from the first moment she drew breath.

      librarising.com/astrology/...rlopez.html
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        Fri, February 6, 2009 - 9:59 AM
        most sites list her time of birth as unknown. I'd say she's a Taurus Rising. She's definitely "earthy". No way that butt and those arms could've come from a frail, thin-blooded sign like Libra
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          Fri, February 6, 2009 - 10:06 AM
          I think swimming is the best way to get a nice butt. And a nice body, in general.

          I got loads of compliments for my body last summer, after a week of spending about 6 hours each day in a swimming pool-not permanently swimming, but, anyway, making different movements in water all the time. Basically I spent at least 6 hours in water.

          I'd say the laps I did swimming underwater were the most effective. When you swim underwater, there's loads of pressure on your body-the deeper you swim, the more effort you make to push yourself through the water. Plus there's the inner pressure caused by the air in your lungs.

          Of course, even "staying" in water with your head above the surface is very soliciting. I couldn't resist for more than 10 minutes.

          All, in all, my body looked great, and every muscle was exercised at the end of the day-great arms, firmer boobs, the waist gets very accentuated, and the thighs and butt, of course, get high fixed, and firmer.

          Of course it all depends on the style of swimming you use. I do brass, and I think that's best for exercising your entire body.
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        Fri, February 6, 2009 - 10:22 AM
        >>>>Jennifer Lopez has Libra rising too!!

        She was physically blessed by the heavens from the first moment she drew breath.

        librarising.com/astrology/...rlopez.html <<<<<
        _________________________


        I have read also that she has
        Virgo Rising ,
        Leo Rising ,
        Pisces Rising
        and
        Cancer Rising .

        So which is true ?

        and all that information was also on sites ,
        different ..
        by the way anyone can make a site and describe world the way he wants ;)

        so best of all is to ask her herself to know the truth
        or
        not to think of Rising at all ,
        but to see her Sign of Sun .. hehe ..


        Adriana*


  • Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

    Fri, February 6, 2009 - 10:34 PM
    I have always been told I have a cute/nice/great butt. It has always made up for the fact that I have no boobs! (34 A) AHahah.

    I think it's the combination of my Neptune and Capricorn Rising. :D Small waist, big butt, small thighs.

    But otherwise maybe my Mars and Venus sextile each other, I am hard pressed to be able to come up with much about my chart that would indicate my butt's appeal. :D

    So I will say Taurus has the best butts, cause my friend is a Taurus and he has the best butt I have ever seen on a guy. I do not like big butts/bubble butts on guys. I like them to almost have noassatall syndrome.
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    Sat, February 7, 2009 - 1:20 AM
    I have to say I have a pretty nice butt... but (no pun intended) it's because I bust my a$$ in the gym 5-6 days a week and do a lot of squats/deadlifts.

    Gemini Sun - gives me my nice long arms and legs and attractive hands.
    Scorpio Rising -- not sure what this does so much for my physically
    Taurus Moon (I think this is what gives me the ability to have a muscular body)

    And... My Taurus Moon is Conjunct my Aries North Node in the Sixth House.
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      Sat, February 7, 2009 - 1:27 AM
      ^yeah at first i wasn't sure about how strong a correlation exists for butts, but i definitely do notice a strong one between geminis/virgos and slender, well proportioned limbs and hands. really beautiful hands.
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      Sun, March 1, 2009 - 11:24 PM
      Very interesting, so I guess I get my long arms and legs and nice hands from my Gemini sun
      Now, people, nice looking butt doesn't mean much as anyone has their preference right??
      So, basically mine is a low kinda butt ala Marilyn Monroe you see?
      In fact, I have the exact same body, and don't think it's such a great thing, not always...
      And right now I'm in my "cancer" phase...(i'm a Gemini sun, Venus Moon and Mars in Cancer, Sag rising, Mercury in Taurus...) but yeah my butt is kinda jelly like but some men told me it's "juicy", thanks to them...

      I'd like to say I used to rockabilly dance a lot, and my steps on on the "pointe"/toes a lot so this helped my butt at the time a lot too, plus I used to rollerblade in Paris (great even on Friday nights with an average of 20,000 people in the streets of Paris for a 2 hour ride from 10pm to midnight yeahhh www.youtube.com/watch ooooh but I'm off topic (such a Gemini!!!!)
      Anyway, so well, again, a nice butt is a nice butt to some and an ugly one to others...
      I like my butt only these days I don't look as good as I used to...this will change
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    Re: which sign(s) have the nicest butts?

    Wed, March 4, 2009 - 4:08 PM
    Aries has a big strong butt geared for action.
    Taurus has a bulky strong butt for standing it own ground
    Geminis ( as do Virgos and Mercury-ruled folks) have tight sporty butts
    Cancer: Round, shiny and cute. Somewhat vulnerable and soft.
    Leo: Large, soft and fleshy. Occasionally more compact and tight, but usually pronounced.
    Virgo: (see Gemini, basically) but often more modest and minimal.
    Libras have soft, slightly strong butts. Kind of bouncy looking.
    Scorpio: Sensitive butts! Often lacks definition between thighs and buns, but strong...and each cheek is well-defined
    Saggitarius: Efficient and built for speed. Even an overweight Sagg can have a well-defined butt.
    Capricorns: Small and eficient, similar to Virgo, but often stronger and more capable of physical feats.
    Aquarius: Similar to Libra and Saggitarius, kind of a blend.
    Pisces: A blend of Cancer and Saggitarius/Jupiterian traits, but more expressive, sexy and alluring.

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